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1. Weirdly, I've been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night. โ- 2. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! โ- 3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. โ- 4. Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
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1. Have you heard about a man who told his family every morning that he was going jogging but never did? It was a running joke. 2. Did you hear about the lady who woke up one morning to find her entire house filled with balloons? She said she was absolutely uplifted! 3.
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Jokes 157 Dirty Minded Jokes That Will Bring Out Your Naughty Side We all need a major break in our lives either through casual funny jokes or some dirty minded jokes that may sound inappropriate but can lift up our mood during the tiresome phase.
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"Oh, I see, you are a stammerer, I am sorry for that!" "Well no, actually my father was. but the registry office guy was a son of a bitch" This joke may contain profanity. ๐ค I am over 18 The old professor started each lecture with a dirty joke. After a real objectionable example of that one day, the
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2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? "Beat it. We're closed!" Guess customers will have to go the DIY way. 3. What's a lesbian's love language? Speaking in tongues. Hahaha They're better at it than guys. 4. A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
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The Best Dirty Jokes You Can Tell To Create Good Memories with Family and Friends Let's hit the road ladies and gents: #1. Two men broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra from the counters. Police put out an alert that they are looking for two hardened criminals. Wanna take the joke a little far?
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"Chili time for the big man!" ~ Link NealThought your favorite morning talk show didn't used to be as dirty? Think again.
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1 Finger Prince. This is maybe the dirtiest joke to ever run on a Saturday morning cartoon. In an Animaniacs sketch where the Warners are playing detective, Yakko tells Dot to "dust for prints.". A moment later, she arrives with pop star Prince in hand, having mistaken "prints" for "prince.".
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Submissive Kinky Memes. You might, on the other hand, find yourself to be the more submissive partner. This simply means that you typically enjoy enduring the actions of your partner, whatever that might be. This could look like impact play, roleplay, or any number of other options! It often results in a power dynamic, howeverโฆ.
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69 Seriously Dirty Jokes and Memes (That Will Make You Cover Your Eyes) by Eric Russell - 23 Mar 2022 Sense of Humor Not every joke needs to be family-friendly or G-rated. Some of those jokes are dirty jokes (never appropriate but) always funny. Looked around and collected some of the funniest dirty jokes only for adults.
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1. Innovating An old couple and the man says: - Honey, where do you want me to go? let's make love today * On the floor! - And why on the ground ? - Well, to feel something hard! At the very least, the experience will make up for the back pain afterward . 2. Skimping on expenses A man is reviewing the bills and tells his wife:
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Jokes In Double Meaning. "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!". She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?".
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"Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddies!" ~ Cotton Candy RandyThought your favorite morning talk show wasn't as dirty? Think again.
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The Englishman sweetly asks his wife, "Pass the honey, honey.". Inspired, the Scotsman turns to his wife saying, "Pass the sugar, sugar.". Not to be outdone, the Irishman glances at his wife and barks, "Pass the milk, you bloody cow!". ***. A Polish immigrant goes to the optician for an eye exam.